Saturday, October 27, 2007

KNNBCCB.

WARNING: The following post may contain a high content of expletives. For those with a weak heart, kindly click the little "X" on the top right hand corner of your browser. Otherwise, join me in my quest to curse the daylights out of these audacious people who I feel are not worthy to be called "foreign talent".


@Dawn:
+ Can u plz help us with the references format as I'm not sure about it.
I think that they have to put in alphabetical order. Tkx in advance
+ My part cannot cut shorter. There're still a lot of info I haven't put
in yet.
+ Ur part does not flow with the whole paper. The data are a bit old (wedo about 2005, 2006 while you do about 1970s). The policies only do not make clear about the transform. Can you please adjust to make it flow
with the whole paper.
+ After adjust your part, can you help us do the conclusion, introduction and abstract? Consider ur part is the shortest.


The above is extracted from the email sent to me just this evening. I have not changed a single word. Instead, I've just highlighted some parts.

The story goes like this: I had the bloody luck to be grouped with these 2 foreign girls. We had to do a bloody mini project on the rubber and palm oil industry. SO, during our meeting to discuss the outline, they happily snatched up the easiest and JUICIEST bits. I say "juiciest" because the parts they chose had readily available information. FUCK, DO YOU NOT AGREE THAT TYPING "RUBBER INDUSTRY" AND "PALM OIL INDUSTRY" IN GOOGLE WILL GIVE YOU LIKE 3829561074 SEARCH RESULTS?!

I, on the other hand had to manage with a weak fucking feeble smile and "agree" to do the case studies. If you don't already know, it's fucking difficult to find information on TRANSITION of industries in Southeast Asia because all that turns up on online (academic) journals is a hell lot of info for NIGERIA.

OKAY NVM. So that was your background info. As I earlier posted, pushing SHIT work and rubbing it in my face WHY I haven't finished my part was strike one. Pushing me impolitely to finish up my work via SMS IN CAPS AND FUCKING SPELLING MY NAME WRONGLY TWICE was strike two. (Tell me, how in the fucking world does "DAWN" SOUND LIKE "PAWN"!?!?!) THEN. They fucking had the cheek to TELL me to compile the bloody report because it would be easier for me to slot in my part and SINCE they had already sent me theirs - strike three. How fucking convenient.

I don't know baseball man, but now they fucking hit a home run already la. KNNBCCB.
NOW. Back to the extract. Its just 2 mere points I want to bring to attention.

#1 - Old Data
My part is meant to be a case study. Now lets see. Boys and girls, what is a case study about? Information specific to a country/etc right? Right! So, the case study I did was on Malaysia. The point I had to bring out was Malaysia and her TRANSITION from one industry to another. In this case, from the rubber to the palm oil industry. And now, lets think. WHEN did Malaysia shift industries? ANY IDIOT WOULD KNOW THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS NO? So would it make sense to NOT have information pertaining to those industries in 1960s/1970s??!

Ur part does not flow with the whole paper. The data are a bit old (we do about 2005, 2006 while you do about 1970s).
FUCK YOU LE K*EU O*NH.

#2 - The Shortest Part
The maximum page limit WITH appendices is fifteen bloody pages. one-five. FIFTEEN.
When I put in both of their parts, I had SEVENTEEN FUCKING PAGES. And I haven't even written mine. Common-sensibly, fiteen divided by 3 members, each one should limit themselves to about 5 pages. Unlike them, MY ENGLISH OWNS THEIRS. THEREFORE, I CONDENSED MY PART INTO FIVE PAGES. Having FIVE pages of info on Malaysia does NOT warrant the fact that MY part is the fucking shortest. So I finished my part, compiled and shot it back for THEM to follow MY instructions. (NOTE: When I blasted the email, we had ONLY 22 pages combined.) Guess how many pages we have now. After the bloodyFAT Le Ki*u Oa*h edited the draft. THIRTY-FUCKING-FOUR PAGES. 34. Some "power" editing huh.

Consider ur part is the shortest.
KNNBCCB. Who the fuck are you to say my part is the shortest. FUCK YOU LKO, F-U-C-K Y-O-U.

So then, since my part was the "shortest", I'm tasked to write the:-
1) Introduction
2) Abstract
3) Conclusion

First, who the fuck are you to command me what to do.
Second, who fucking writes an introduction AND an abstract.
Third, I fucking did a case study. NOT the generic overview of the TWO industries. And you fucking have the cheek to ask me to write the conclusion. That's like asking me to fucking shit your bowels out for you when you have the runs.


IN CONCLUSION, I shall NOT give a fucking shit about you and your groundless accusations and "commands". In the worst case scenario, I shall fucking drag you down with me if we're all given a bad grade. HA HA.

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